retrogamingblog:

square-adox:

killowave-the-2nd:

simplehombre:

puniper:

puniper:

my sister’s birthday is tomorrow and im going to staples to see if i can make wrapping paper out of this

we built this city…

indicativeof-sideways-escalation:

reddit-tales:

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or get tattoos unless your mother was dead.

One day, outside the grocery store I saw a big, tough looking dude covered in tats, straddling the loudest motorcycle ever. Damned it 5 year old me didn’t go up to him and ask, “Hey. Is your mom dead?”

Dude looked at me and said, “Yeah.”

And I was shocked that my mom was right.

That man was probably freaked tf out that some random creepy child came up to him unprompted and asked after his deceased mother

precumming:

The three starters

portmanteu:

I’ve only seen two kinds of content for Sword and Shield so far:

• People ready to lay down their lives to defend the new starters from assholes
• People making fun of Britain

jsketch12:

its name is big charngus

silver-tongues-blog:

Legendary pokemon: *is currently destroying the world*

pokemon sword and shield protagonist: Aw fock i cant boliev youve don this

regardduprofesseur:

etct:

incrediblysincere:

This one is really making me lose my mind and idk why

Ive never played minecraft and i can only recognize this because of the piano music and everything else is SO scary to me

delilahbe:

fortidogi:

atomicwrongs:

atomicwrongs:

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

hey

what the fuck